Firstly, you need to find a pregnant transgender sugar daddy. This can be done anywhere, but preferably Texas. You begin by taking them to a public pizza restaurant (the public bit is the fun part) and sitting down and ordering a large Texas BBQ pizza to share. You start feeding each other pizza and then inserting some into a piping bag that you brought with you. Put the piping bag aside while the trans sugar daddy encourages their boobs to lactate. They pull their top up and lactate into the piping bag. Then you resume feeding each other, but now using the piping bag with the breastmilk and pizza. After this many people will proceed to fuck whilst feeding each other with the piping bag, sometimes at home or sometimes at the public pizza place. This act is frowned upon largely and you need to be granted special permission by Caitlin Jenner in order to perform the act. The act must be completed in silence and the participants must not talk to each other during the process.
Oh boy Johnny, did you see that Texas bbq sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking in the pizza place the other day?!
by mothertruckerdude6969 June 12, 2018
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The act of a gentleman placing his testicles above the waistband and pulling up his shirt, showing his Texas Turnbuckle.
Jack asked “ Hey buddy how are you holding up those drawers?” Dylan was ready and had his balls in position above the waistband and slowly lifted his shirt, “The Texas Turnbuckle is holding these pants up.”
by JBDD August 16, 2019
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Female #1: I just met this guy from Texas, and I think I might like him. He’s real dope.
Female #2: Well, you know what they say: You can never go wrong rockin’ Texas Niggas. There’s no one else like ‘em.
Female #2: Well, you know what they say: You can never go wrong rockin’ Texas Niggas. There’s no one else like ‘em.
by Texas_Finest August 9, 2020
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You from Texas?
Yeah why
Don't you hate the dust and tumbleweeds?
What dust and thmble weeds? I don't live in a 1940s movie!
Yeah why
Don't you hate the dust and tumbleweeds?
What dust and thmble weeds? I don't live in a 1940s movie!
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See also, 'mind your own business' and 'this is insane' and 'fuck Texas's.
See also, 'mind your own business' and 'this is insane' and 'fuck Texas's.
Bob collected a Texas bounty, the other day. That the baby was his and he wanted nothing to do with it or its mother is besides the point. Ten grand for not wearing a condom. We are truly living in the dumbest timeline.
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RAPIST that enjoys Pokemon and with no TITS
Ingrown Pubic Hairs.
Vaginal Bleeding.
RAPIST that enjoys Pokemon and with no TITS
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