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company time 

Span of time when you are supposed to be at your job and get your work done, but actually used to do several other activities non-work related.
Can you believe I'm paid 50 bucks an hour to post shit in the Urban Dictionary during company time?
company time by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003

Old Time Hockey 

When you fucking go out there, no bucket, old time woody stick, ccm tacks, winwell gloves and you fucking go out there and hit and club people. Every shot is a slap shot, and you over 35. OLD TIME HOCKEY!
You see Donald club Brashear?!?

Oh baby did I ever. He got fucking Old Timed. YAH YAH! That's Old Time Hockey right there.
Old Time Hockey by Kevin Sjostrom December 29, 2008

in due time 

Things will get better in due time.

another time when the time is right
in due time by 2flashy12 March 19, 2016

Green Grass and High Tides

One of the most relaxing, underrated songs ever written. Green Grass has, like many songs of its kind, lyrics that don't literally apply to our life but can be if examined or listened to carefully.

The guitar work is this song's strongest point, it sounds and feels like the blood of Jesus Christ is flowing through your veins! If you are into classic rock and have not heard this song, I suggest you look it up immediately, it is by the Outlaws.
*Green Grass and High Tides is playing*
Guy 1: Wow, the world is almost easier to bear while listening to this song.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know, my house is getting repossessed, my wife left me, and my children all hate me...but I think it'll all be okay...
Guy 1: Yeah man, I'm sure it'll be fine.

fap-time 

A special time (scheduled or non-scheduled) in a person's day/week where they celebrate by pleasuring themselves, normally in front of a PC.
1. I can't believe Stacy Henry just kissed and pushed-up against me! When I get home, it's FAP-TIME!

2. I need to hurry up with my research, Mike is coming home soon, and saving all of this info is seriously cutting-in on my fap-time.

3. Janice, when you're done with your fap-time, could you wipe off the chair in the computer room? The last fap-time you had made the chair look like a bird-bath.
fap-time by pixelsword May 30, 2008

punk time 

refers to the tendency of punk shows (especially house shows) to start well after their advertised start time
I showed up to that hardcore show at eight like it said on the flyer, but the first band didn't start until eleven. fucking punk time.
punk time by mecki messer November 21, 2010
Word of the Day on August 30, 2022