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thomas miller

A sexy amazing guy that only comes once in a life time he is so sweat and will always but a smile on your face but don't underestate him because he will be an ass hole back and any girl would be lucky to be his girlfriend.
I wish Thomas miller was my boy friend just look at him.
by water_polo_player69 March 27, 2015
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Thomas Butler

A symbol of Italian gronkness which is elucidated through the stupid and retarded decisions made by Mr Butler. His mating call is "EEEGGGGGGGG" , however is ultimatley devastated as the only thing he attracts is 60 year old men. He is very garbage at what he does and smells of dead rats, and his favourite food is pegs. On rare occasions, he is able to say something not retarded, however to the human ears it sounds like "Hurr durr". A physical representation of Mr Butler which can be seen everywhere you go; some examples are trash cans, bin chickens and feces.
Are you seriously doing a Thomas Butler?

That's a great representation of Thomas Butler!
by EEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGG May 8, 2019
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thomas gibson

woah your dad is such a thomas gibson
by catboyreid February 6, 2021
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Thomas Edison

Thomas Edison (1820-1955) was best known as a humorist and secretly wrote material for Mark Twain and David Letterman. In his spare time he worked in the Patent Office and ghost-wrote Albert Einstein's relativity papers. It has been alleged that he inherited a method for sexing bees from his mother, Mother Teresa, although the evidence points to him having developed it himself in the early 1700s. In 1877, journeyed with his youthful "ward" Henry Ford to Mars, landing outside The Fabled City of Z'la and encountering the High Martians. During the next 12 years, he reched a period of maximum creativity, in which he invented the black people, the Spinning Rectangle, and Snow Cones. In 1965, Edison ran for governor of Minnesnowta but lost when the general public mistook him for a professional wrestler named Ogg the Gay Conquerer. Collaborated with TimeCube to debunk Albert Newton. While walking is considered important, Edison's most profound inventions were sex and porn. Porn is the top suspect responsible for the Internet Crash of 1864.

Edison stole numerous ideas from unknown, often starving inventors including the following:

* the light bulb, which he stole from Joseph Swan
* Jellies high heels
* the potato gin
* Windows XP
* the light beer
* Cheez Wiz
* Nicaragua
* Sex, and the fluorescent latex used to power it.
* Taco bell
* Gravity
* Opposable Thumb

It truly is something to marvel at; the origins of the bubblewrap are far more ambiguous and obscure. In ancient China, air wrap was used in place of bubble wrap. Using sections of inflated intestines of canines', they wrapped their meets and other exotic Asian products. In 1872, Thomas Edison came upon this unfounded secrecy while traveling in Vienna on his way to Ural Sea. After discovering this Chinese secret, by Alexander Lopez he brough it back to the US the same year. Using modern production techniques, the dog intestes(Kai-shek Khan as it was called) was replaced by ambersol.
“A man who never reached puberty.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Thomas Edison
by kodiac1 July 6, 2006
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Thomas House

Its when the guy licks his toes, and fingers the girls ass with his toes, then when shes about to cum, he kicks her in the face and says "THIS IS THOMAS'S HOUSE"
The guy kicks the girl in the face because it delays the orgasm and makes it more pleasurable for the girl.
Today, i was giving my girlfriend a THOMAS HOUSE, and then after i kicked her she got mad.
by Sir fucks a lot March 26, 2009
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Thomas J.

Nut shaker. Males who loves coons. He is a Twover not a Twater. Male who likes to dress up as Harry Potter. Gaybasher. Loves yes on 8.
"I can't believe you are dating a Thomas J. He'll totally try to steal my coonskin hat."

"You shake your nuts?? You are SUCH a Thomas J."
by Mrs. Rosie G March 30, 2009
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Thomas Newman

Revolutionary Road, Wall-E, Road to Perdition, and American Beauty are all wonderful scores composed by the great Thomas Newman.
by nevo17209 February 14, 2009
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