Blackmail the world into tickling the universe 

1.(phrase) - When something is extremely distressing in a conversation or idea, that the only way to explain it is to say something unrealistic and nonsensical.

"Dude, I cant believe she dated him, got knocked up AND hitched! I'm gonna BLACKMAIL THE WORLD INTO TICKLING THE UNIVERSE!"

Blackmail the world into tickling the universe by Mourning Star May 1, 2006

Queen of the Universe 

THE Woman, NOT GIRL, that Rules the entire existance of any and everything. Including but not limited to all things Physical, Mental, emotional etc.

Kristi is the ~Queen of the Universe~

Queen of the Universe by KISSMeU August 7, 2006

the used 

the used fucking rock!!!!! they kick ass and if you dont think so you can sit on my fucking middle finger and spin for 42 days!!!!they are ONE of the greatest bands ever!!!!!!

burn the sun burn the light take take take take it away take my hand take my life take take take it away!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the used by The_Used_fucking_owns_you March 17, 2005

The United States of America 

Normally reffered to as " 'Murica ", it is a country that is unable to mind it's own business, even though it has plenty of problems of it's own. It's inhabitants are described as large, unintelligent, gun-wielding, unemployed racists who make hourly visits to McDonalds. These creatures detest being spied on by the NSA, with the main reason being that they don't want the government to see them watching porn. Speaking of governments, theirs sucks.

The United States of America needs to get its shit together.

The United States of America by Cassie Moner August 26, 2013

President of the USA 

some old white guy

-"hey who was the 23rd president of the USA"

-"some old white guy"

President of the USA by keltick March 13, 2009

Eli The Unit 

He is a salty leg. He plays ps4 in a shack in his backyard. He is 5'6 and has brown curly hair. He is a bad builder. He is a booooooot. He is 1/69th of a unit. He is a tank. He lives in California.

Eli The Unit is a awesome kid

Eli The Unit by Eli Rocco Zilber March 7, 2019

stop doing the urban dictionary thing 

Stop

Pls stop doing the urban dictionary thing

stop doing the urban dictionary thing by Yaga stop December 14, 2016