turkey baster

The action of turning the penis into a turkey baster by pinching it closed when one is about to ejaculate. Then, in one quick move, squeezes their balls and releases their hand in order to blow the whole load on someone's ass (Which, in some opinions, may resemble a turkey).

Easton Michael hooked up with a girl who had nice side boob and gave her a turkey baster.

by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007

Cold Turkey

when you whack off and you stop right before the jiz comes out and you wait. You dick gets cold and your nuts shrivel up. Then you smack it and everything comes out.

Your gay and I'm going to cold turkey you in your eye.

by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

Turkey Sandwich

Taking a crap, pooping
-noun

ex 1:
I just had the worlds greatest turkey sandwich! Ever!

ex 2:
guy 1: I be right back, gonna make a turkey sandwich

guy 2: make sure you turn the fan on, don't destroy the bathroom like last time!

by den 3 February 16, 2009

Turkey Day

The date on which you have promised yourself you'll give up the crack.

The baby's due on the 1st August, so I suppose that'll be my turkey day.

by hedy December 17, 2003

Turkey Neck

When your neck is permanently locked at a 90 degree angle down wards by trying to perform oral sex with your own genitals(penis).

"OH man my turkey neck is fucking killing me", "yo call that misuse, i need to get my turkey neck worked out", "man i need to get a girlfriend, i keep giving myself these dirty turkey necks"

by Bum Bandit 709 November 9, 2011

turkey time

Sex; Derived from the term stuffing someone like a turkey.

I'm horney, that must mean it's turkey time.

by Philip Murillo December 3, 2003

Thanksgiving Turkey

; When a male takes his erected cock and balls and puts them under neath his anus and shitting hole. His cheerful playmate then goes under and begins to suck on the ball sack and shaft, when the time is right the male will shit out of his anus hole and make it go on the sucker...that is the stuffing of the turkey.

1. "Hey eliot do you want to have a thanksgiving turkey?"
2. "I wish i was a guy so I could do a thanksgiving turkey!"

by conraddontyouknow September 20, 2009