2 definitions by hedy

Turkey Day

The date on which you have promised yourself you'll give up the crack.

The baby's due on the 1st August, so I suppose that'll be my turkey day.

by hedy December 17, 2003

grattan

foul, hideous, repulsive, mingin, ill, (derived from The Grattan Catalogue - A mail order pamphlet exhibitting the most disgusting polyester y-fronts and flower-print frocks aimed at the over sixties)

Throw away that grattan cheese, its been in the fridge for months.

Don't give me any more vodka i'm about to grattan out.

The doc's told me to give up the fags, aparently my lungs are all grattan.

by hedy December 17, 2003