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Table

*crash* Oh no

Our table
It’s broken
by TheMilkUrDadLookedForSince January 20, 2022
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Cookies Under The Table

When you’re fingering someone while they’re in their hands and knees
Hey, get on the bed so we can get some cookies under the table
by ToastedSweeney September 20, 2022
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I am the table

Being 'the table' means that even If your competitor is 'head of the table' that person still can't beat you because "You Are The Table"
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!
I know you're the head of the table, but brother.. In every Industry that I ever do I AM THE TABLE!
by I AM THE TABLE September 30, 2022
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one with the table

take a breath, observe your surroundings, and woosh move, it can be anywhere, half a centimeter backward or ten meters forwards, you are now a weeping angel so don't get caught moving
evie and grace were ONE WITH THE TABLE when the crt turned her back
by TAblesasone May 31, 2022
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table

something that holds up items
the table is stll
by eruyd2228 December 20, 2021
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Table

It is an object in many homes wheee you sit to eat at or draw. It is very useful.
Mother: “Gordon come down for dinner at the table!”

Gorgon: “If we can get a new table”
by Dog fleas December 26, 2021
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Table fry

Ah! Put your table fry away!
by Lickmelizzie March 30, 2022
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