Toaster

Why is my dick in a toaster

why is my dick in a toaster

by Ahoy Chips December 30, 2020

Toaster

A girl or woman who is hot as hell but you wouldn't stick your dick in her.

Dude I heard you were dating Emily. Her ex Kyle said she is a total toaster

by Gachihyper February 12, 2021

toast off on a toastie

Leave me alone

Toast off on a toastie friend.

by haha toast in my toaster go br February 19, 2021

Toaster Music

Music that radiates a similar sound to a toaster being tossed down the stairs or a kitchen utensil being rammed into it.

Not only does it have the sound of a dying toaster, but the band often has a cult following.

Person 1: "Have you heard the new *insert band here*'s new album?"
Person 2: "No, they make Toaster Music"

by Cat_In_Sombrero March 26, 2021

ToastedNoodle

harrison sus harrison sus harrison sus harrison sus harrison sus

hey wanna have toastednoodle

by Uhhhhhh poopity scoop April 12, 2021

Toast Kevin

a character you draw on the foggy windows of a car after getting raw dogged by the guy you've had a crush on since you were 16 but he doesn't like you enough to date you even after 3 years of friendship and letting him raw dog and cum in your mouth.

me:"aye toast Kevin"
him: "take that off the window or else you are gonna keep laughing while we try and fuck."

by toast Kevin April 19, 2021

Toast

They are excellent, amazing, perfect, kind, pretty AND handsome, flawless, hot, seggsy, considerate, AND EVERYTHING YOU COULD ASK FOR GODDAMNIT IF YOU THINK IM WRONG THEN PLEASE REPECTFULLY LEAVE AND STOP READING THIS ok thats about it thanks :DDD AND THAT NAME IS PERFECT AND CUTE AND GENDER NEUTRAL AND WHO DOESNT LOVE TOAST THE FOOD AND THE PERSON !!!!!

Smith : Did you see Toast they looked so perfect OMG!!1
Corrine : IKR!!!!

by edsvabr June 8, 2021