Status Jockey

one of your friends on facebook who seems to like (and ride) every single status you post to your wall regardless of what the update is about.

"Did you see Damian's facebook wall? Mary has liked 9 out of his last 10 update posts. She's a total Status Jockey".

by bkny22 September 8, 2011

vision statement

A string of platitudes serving as a bureaucratically acceptable substitute for a direction for effort.

The vision statement, "children with disabilities and their families have access to a coordinated system of mental health services in order to improve educational and social outcomes," suffers from a complete lack of actual measurement of whether the effort will ever accomplish any favorable outcome, or indeed any outcome at all beyond establishing (and funding) a “system” and giving some people “access” to it.

by Ignatius Donnelly September 30, 2005

ancestor status

When you get so trashed the night before that you feel worse than your dad, granddad, or great grandad. You are in fact at ancestor status. The only thing worse is Baghdad.

Brett: Man I feel like dad.
Jesus: Yeah, well I feel like grandad.
Mark: I'm at ancestor status.

by Stormteam John December 31, 2006

oober status

Complete Oppisite of Burger status, often used to describe total Aweesomness.

Dude That POrn Movie last night was such oober Status

by UlisesGzz#99 May 21, 2008

dome status

refering to a girl whom, by appearance, is not fuckable but she is still worthy of performing oral sex

That girl at the club was straight dome status.

Is Ray's new girl fuckable or just dome status?

Credit to Soloman

by czphi May 23, 2008

Burr status

coined from rap artist gucci mane's ad-lib, "Burr". a state of mind in which you feel it necessary to play excessive amounts of music by gucci, usually very loudly as well.

Friend: Can you give it a rest? You've played that same gucci mane song like 20 times back to back!

You: I can't help it! I'm just on that burr status right now!

by emjay2889 January 3, 2011

WhatsApp status

A provision on whatsapp where you can share your activities and ideas with the general public.
But be ready to face the criticisms because nobody sent you to post.

I haven't posted on my whatsapp status today

by Socialmedia123 June 29, 2020