Sponf

a dumb moment made by a streamer (started with Splaf's community)
Splaf+Pon= Sponf

Splaf is being a Sponf and he calls himself a good gamer, haha

by Not_Fresh June 12, 2023

Sponkpulisticatociouslyabstictlypotaciousaly

Sponkpulisticatociouslyabstictlypotaciousaly is an adjective, used to describe when someone (or something) is so ridiculous, that no other word can possibly describe it. It was first used back in 1802, a cowboy by the name of William The Adult was riding through a small town when he walked into a saloon. Inside was a bunch of dogs playing poker. William The Adult was so dumbfounded, he had no words but “Wow, those Sponkpulisticatociouslyabstictlypotaciousaly dogs are sure bad at poker! Yeehaw!”

Wow, those Sponkpulisticatociouslyabstictlypotaciousaly dogs are sure bad at poker! Yeehaw!

by WordMaster2099 October 4, 2023

Spongebob Theorem

For any given circumstance or event, there will always be a Spongebob reference, clip, or still frame that is pertinent to said situation.

An example of the Spongebob Theorem: Someone you are messaging has left you on read, so you send them the still frame of Spongebob's essay that he spent all night writing, that only the word "The"

by 95celica November 2, 2023

Sponsored by Krispy Kreme

When someone glazes someone too much or is glazing in general

It’s kind of a pun because Krispy Kreme sells glazed donuts

The media: “wow, isn’t Victor Wembanyama so dreamy? Isn’t literally the best? He’s already better than MJ AND LeBron”
Me: “is the NBA sponsored by Krispy Kreme?”

by Cool100Fires November 6, 2023

Friend Sponge

Someone who can't make or keep their own friends for very long, and therefore rely on taking friends from the only people they know and making connections with them before taking out the person who introduced them in the first place.

When your cousin/sibling becomes a friend sponge and soaks up your friends like they've known each other for years when you only introduced them at that party last Saturday.

by theduckie13 January 11, 2010

Neil Spong

The highest levelled player of the game "Mafia Wars". Is very generous in his distribution of energy packs BUT BE WARNED: He is a highly skilled, cold blooded player and will kill you given the chance.

Neil Spong gave me an energy pack but then killed me.

by SideAirBag May 17, 2011

Pity Sponsorship

I derivative of pity sex. When a action sports company sponsors and individual in exchange for promoting their goods not on the basis of being top talent but granting them status because they make up for lack of talent in other areas such as stoke, balls or age.

I can't believe that fat middle aged long boarder got sponsored by Breaking Boards just because he has more courage to ride huge scary monster hills; Or perhaps it's because he is older than my parents; Or they just feel sorry for him. Anyway, I am the best skater, he sucks, and I am going to hate on him because of it... pft! What a pity sponsorship!

by Bergen County Bombers January 25, 2012