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Snow monkey

A rarely seen, undocumented creature short in stature with excess amounts of hair native to Japan. These creatures have razor-sharp teeth which they use to feed on their prey that consists of: rabits, foxes, wolves, bears, humans, and other mammals that accidentaly cross paths. Extremely fast, snow monkeys are able to stealthily move in trees or on the ground and catch their prey off guard.
*salivating noise*
"What was that?"
"I've never heard anything like it, it must have been a snow monkey"
*screams and ensuing death*
by Snowmonkey documentor September 25, 2005
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snow

the black and white display of a t.v. when there is no reception
For the first 20 minutes my t.v. is on, I see more snow than cable
by Bungalow Bill December 2, 2001
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Snow Job

Misinformation and outright lies meant to confuse and deceive uttered by a political propagandist disguised as a white house press secretary or other pseuo-journalist such as a Fox Network sponsored pundit.Anything that Tony Snow says can be considered a 'Snow Job'.
"Did you hear the latest 'Snow Job'on Fox News?"I don't know how that man(Tony Snow) can read what Karl Rove has written for him without cracking up"
by Ed Doran October 1, 2006
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Snow

Frozen precipitation in the form of white or translucent hexagonal ice crystals that fall in soft, white flakes.
The Snow sucks because it is really cold.
by HT January 22, 2004
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snow job

The 2001 tuck rule shenanigans that overturned a Tom Brady fumble and allowed the Patriots to force the game to overtime, and eventually win.

The Raiders should have gone to the superbowl that year.
The snow job was the most gut wrenching officiating decision in playoff history.
by hiddenattacker September 23, 2010
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snow pimp

being the king of the white powdery substance game
you check out rob hes buyin from big jeezy the snow pimp again
by big jeezy April 26, 2006
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snow roach

person 1: you’re such a niglet
person 2: yeah okay snow roach
by caca melon! June 27, 2021
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