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Car shower

Refers to hygienic supplies kept in your car in order to get cleaned up after a night out. Items such as; mouth wash, tooth brush, moist towelettes, water bottles, extra clothes, crackers (after a drunken night), etc.
Amber woke up at a friends house, desperately needing to get cleaned up before she went to church with her parents. Good thing she's able to take a car shower to wash off last night's shame.
by amberlynn531 July 1, 2011
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Douchebag Shower

The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.
Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"
by FriarChicken October 12, 2011
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The Shower Effect

When one mistakenly thinks that one is alone in the house/apartment, and begins to do things one wouldn't do it one was with other people -- like singing, laughing at pictures of Hannah Montana, or fapping.
Chinbo: WHOOAHHHH WE'RE HALF WAY THERE! WHOOOOAHHHH LIVIN ON A --

Tyrone: Dafuq you doin' Chinbo?

Chinbo: Oops didn't see you there! You were so quiet you caused The Shower Effect...
by Eye_Ronick November 30, 2013
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Raisin Shower

A raisin shower is when you gather a whole bucket full of deer turds and raisins (and possibly coffee beans) and throw them onto your girlfriend before having sex with her. She'll be so enthralled with your penis (or strap-on if your a chick) that she won't be able to differentiate between eating raisins or turds, but she'll kick your ass later, and it will give you pleasure if you have a foot-in-ass fetish.
Dude, I gave my babe a Raisin Shower last night and she stuck her foot so far up my ass after words that I cried and used my leftover tears as lube!
by Beefboy June 9, 2014
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life shower

When you take a shower to remove the drunken sins of the prior night.
I was so drunk last night, I railed the ugliest girl in the bar so I woke up and took a life shower
by NateJ_8 July 23, 2014
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Lobster Shower

A shower just a little hotter than comfortable that results in a red/pink afterglow not unlike a cooked lobster.
You're looking a bit red, are you ok?

Yeah, I had a lobster shower this morning.
by b-13 January 9, 2014
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German shower nozzle

The German word for shower is Dusche.
Confuse someone by calling them a German shower nozzle.
by Herr Lippbalm February 23, 2014
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