As smooth as braille

When something didn't go the way it should have.

You talking up that girl was as smooth as braille.

by KonradTheFish February 18, 2026

As smooth as braille

When something didn't go the way it should have.

Guy 1. You got a mirror in your ass? because i can see myself in it tonight. Guy 2. That pickup line was as smooth as braille

by KonradTheFish February 18, 2026

Aarav Smoothie

A smoothie made with the semen of a group of men.

We were bored so we decided to make an Aarav Smoothie and give it to our friend as a joke.

by emailbackups September 24, 2025

T Smoothie

When a service member ash’s into a drink and drinks it most synonymous with energy drinks

“Fuck I got fire watch hand me that cigarette I’m gonna make a T smoothie”

by IOPHATE October 30, 2025

Asian Smoothie

You defecate, nut, bleed, piss, and throw up into a bowl and drink it

I made Dean and Peter an Asian Smoothie

by mortiz December 20, 2025

on a smooth one

high on some really good drugs like cocaine, ecstasy, molly,

DAMMM YOUR ON A SMOOTH ONE!!!

by JUAN LOMELI September 2, 2014

stiring the smoothie

When you play with a guys cum in your mouth.

After he shot his load in her mouth he looked up to see her stiring the smoothie.

by alwaysinthedark March 6, 2015