slurpin turpin

a boy from Arkansas who will provide you toe curling suction if you allow him to take a picture in your truck so he can claim its his. He loves fast in the furious and if hes angry will quote "blow your truck up " so do not spook him. He also hates everything he doesn't understand such as any other vehicle manufacture other than ford

wow is that slurpin turpin god for one ride in my dodge he gave it up all night

by mclitdick April 24, 2019

Slurpee

Nickname given to the greatest headcoach this world will ever see the goddamn goat himself

Slurpee is such a fuckin goat

by Slurpee’sdad September 25, 2019

*slurp*

A noise used for fun that sounds like your slurping out of a straw *not used for sexual purposes*

I looked at him and went (*slurp*), and he did it back

by Slurp123 October 6, 2019

Slurp Chug

A loud noise that is made when drinking something. It usually comes from the suction of the lips on the cup or glass.

Bro, that Slurp Chug was mind blowing!

by BillNye_theRussianSpy February 4, 2020

slurp chug

A noise made when your lips suction on a cup. Definetly not fucking pleasant.

Bro, teach me how to slurp Chug like that!

by BillNye_theRussianSpy February 4, 2020

slurp chug

A noise made when your lips suction on a cup. Definetly not fucking pleasant.

Bro, teach me how to slurp Chug like that!

by BillNye_theRussianSpy February 4, 2020

Slurp Daddy's Tongue

When you desperatly want to curry fevor with somebody.

She didin't have the money to obtain a new car, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of her parents.
He was in a serious need of money, so he was forced to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of his Boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to the god damn hell.

by KriZzu March 23, 2020