Tag Season

Early in the summer when girls have tags on their new bathing suits and guys can go up and ask to remove /tuck in the tags, and use such an excuse to touch and start talking to the girls. Common in beach cities.

It's tag season, bro! Can't wait to get to the beach and see what we got this year.

by Rocketman522 June 16, 2017

Underwear Season

The time in which one wears only underwear during the hotter months of the year because they are too lazy or poor to turn on the air conditioner.

"Aren't you going to put on any clothes today?"
"It's too hot. Besides, it's underwear season!"

by one-time-mistake June 21, 2017

mango seasoning

Fat pussy

She's got that mango seasoning.

by blueberry bubblegum October 21, 2017

deleting season

Deleting season essentially refers to a period of time that typically lasts for an hour, a day, or even a week (depending on how many followers you have) that involves getting rid of spectators that directly have access to view your life by being friends on social media that you do not want to have access. Deleting season affects only those that you do not want to have any input of your daily activities or those who call you out on what you post.

Why did you unfollow me? Because it’s deleting season.

I have too many followers that I do not even know, I guess I’m going to go through deleting season.

Them: Looks like somebody had fun on the weekend from your posts.

Me: I’m putting you through deleting season.

by Dope Skiis November 13, 2017

Shack season

When you try and have sex with as many people as you can in one month

"Dude.. ITS SHACK SEASON"

by Lankydickfinger January 5, 2018

SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude

The experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles of severe winter weather “back east,” in other parts of the country where one had previously lived, while on a beach or in a pool in the Southern Californian sun at 65°F or higher.

So many posted weather app screenshots about how gnarly cold it is that I got SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude, fer sher.

by Etherpixel January 7, 2018

fat season

More colloquially known as the “holiday season”. Begins October 30th and ends January 2nd. The time of year where gouging on excessive quantities of food and drink likely terribly for your health is not only accepted but in fact encouraged.

I'm so excited to start fat season, now I have a reason to eat an entire plate of sugar cookies.

I can believe how long fat season is. I might almost go to the gym in January.

by ulticoach May 3, 2018