shamonsas

remix of da word "Shamone"

Shamonsas mothertrucker!

by Josh January 29, 2004

seasoned pan

When you are coking on the stove and you purposely, or are lazy and use the previous pan or skillet that is already on the stove and you can taste the seasoning and flavor from the previous dish. This works especially well eggs and other absorbant foods. Best results occur after coking a steak or any other fancy foods. If you do not know what was previously cooked, don't worry, it will still turn out good 99% of the time. However, if the previous dish was burnt it will turnout bad 100% of the time. Seasoned plates do not work and are gross, needless to say.

Pops: Wow, son this meal is delicious. What seasoning is on this food?
Me: I used a seasoned pan pops!
Pops: I love you.

by z!g July 10, 2009

Sermonizing

1. Writing a Sermon, or simply preparing for one

2. Actually preaching said Sermon

Ya, today i spent the whole day sermonizing in the Library for Sunday.

-or-

Ya, on Sunday i sermonized the bejesus out of my Church!

by Preacher McPreacher August 12, 2009

Seamenstache

Seamen in between the upper lip and nose on someones face, where the mustache is.

Ew dude, that guy's totally rockin a seamenstache!

by grandpa raper March 6, 2011

seasonally confused

When someone wears an article of clothing representing the opposite season.

that guy is so seasonally confused he's wearing a winter coat with shorts and flip flops.

by Z.Schram April 15, 2011

Shamoner

A shame based boner. It "arises" in stressful situations where an unwelcome and inappropriate boner is experienced.

He got a shamoner when he walked in on his old man pounding his mother only to see her climax & drench the bed. The resulting shamoner made a quick get away more difficult!

by JonReremy33 May 12, 2014

season ass

A hook-up, usually for sex, that happens infrequently, usually once a year.

"Does Pierre ever get laid?"
"Yeah, he's got a season ass during Comic Con."

by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015