sex death positioning scale

An arbitrary way of 'scoring' your life and determining whether you are enjoying a good time or in a 'trough.'

Nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. A score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (DONT DO IT CALL THE SAMARITANS!)

A score of 25 indicates sex, with 35 mindblowingly good sex.

How are you?

I'm 17 on the sex death positioning scale!

by mids99 September 13, 2009

Anal Richter Scale

a scale which determines how much seismic anal activity is going on, commonly found in laboratories on the anal fault lines in the Cinnamon Ring of Fire, which is a ring of anal volcanoes throughout the pacific. When the anal richter scale hits a 10.0, code red anal is apparent and people flee to save their assholes

Seismologist 1: Oh my god! We have code red anal, I repeat, code red anal! Evacuate Hawaii before a oop attackhits them with g forces of an anal nuclear H bomb!

Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004

For fucks sake

another saying for christs sake

for christs sake look what you did.

by servais October 4, 2003

Scafed

Past- tense of 'scafe', to smoke. Can be in regards to a finished cigarette, a dead joint, a cashed bowl, etc. Can be used in place of the word 'cashed' in many cases.

Yo dude, this bong bowl is totally scafed...

by Mike251 September 22, 2006

scale of 1 to trump

The new way of determining how ridiculous something is.

On a scale of 1 to trump, how stupid was that idea?

by That Lego on the floor April 27, 2017

Scaler

An armchair specialists who lay under this misguided belief that they know more than experts in the field they enjoy discussing. Can vary from mildly to extremely annoying, often resorting to simplistic base insults when they either cannot prove their ideas or have their ideas disproven. Can also be referred to as paleoptologists.

Wow, this guy's arguing with an actual expert about the size of extinct animals. What a scaler.

by Manhole Man June 5, 2017

Sake

Sake is a word to use if youre shaking while skiing

I love sakeing

by juliaolafs November 16, 2019