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salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
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Salt lick

When you sweat so much. It sticks on the taint.
Hey honey, you want to lick my salt lick. You pull down your pants and they get a salty spread
by Dark everywhere. May 14, 2022
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Gay salt

My dad loves gay salt so much he even puts it up his nose!
by Bbg_central November 22, 2025
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Usain Salt

When someone is super quick to get upset about something.
Why are you so upset?! I said it like 2 seconds ago Usain Salt.
by HoOdehZA November 20, 2017
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salt consumer

He consumes salt.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.
Guy 1: "Bro I'm not gonna eat that salt out of the pretzel bag"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"
by blockpixelz June 20, 2022
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Salts

Smiled a little then stopped
(LOL and LMAO' s older more mature sibling)
Person 1: I accidentally licked my socks and threw the ice cream in the washing machine brooo
Person 2:...oh. Salts.
by dani.babe September 30, 2022
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SALTS

Smiled
A
Little
Then
Stopped
Usually used when texting. When something is a little funny but not funny enough to actually laugh out loud so you use “SALTS” instead.
by Aye Yuh Chicken Nugget August 19, 2020
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