salts

Smiled A Little Then Stopped

instead of lol or lmao, more accurately, SALTS (smiled a little then stopped) ex. someone texts a kinda funny joke- “salts”

by wouldn’t youliketoknow January 21, 2023

Salted M&M Cupcakes

1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.

2. A man's body hair.

3. The slang term for colorful feces.

4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.

5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.

1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'

2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'

3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'

4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'

5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'

by Harry Tessa Tickle III January 29, 2023

salted queer

A person that is bad at disc golf

Get a life you salted queer

by Callsok February 5, 2023

table salt

used as an insult to people who wanna be popular

“Jazmine is such a pick me, she’s trying to be pepper but she’s more like table salt”

by A level December 20, 2023

salts

Most people send a message having “lmao” in it if something I kind of funny, even if they aren’t actually laughing their a** off. Salts stand for “smiled a little then stopped” which makes more sense.

Person 1: “Yo my teacher so stupid I cheated on my test and still pass”

Person 2 “salts”

by bigguccibumtit178 January 1, 2024

Rub salt in the womb

when an old guy jizzes his viscous, kidney-stone-infused jizz inside a woman's womb; impregnation is optional

"dude did you hear al pacino's having another baby at age 83?"

"bro, way to rub salt in the womb"

by spleenmasta January 13, 2024

Salting on the weng

Harboring ill feelings toward someone or something. “Toting”

Wendy ate my cake. I salting on the weng yes.

by Kennnn February 5, 2024