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first story told in therapy

When you walk in on your parents having sex, which can lead to one seeking professional assistance in coping with the event.
Dr. Jean and Dr. Grey often fall asleep in therapy sessions because the first story told in therapy is always the same.
by Duke January 22, 2003
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The Guy Who Asked Story

Once upon a time, there was The Guy Who Asked. He was a secret person, never to be seen by anyone, or known to exist. A lonely, Goofy Ahh Goober once said, “Who asked?” To Joe Dacock. Joe Dacock waited for a “I did” but there was nobody.

Later that day, Goofy Ahh Goober went to seek The Guy Who Asked.

15 years later…

Goofy’s family and friends were worried. Goofy Ahh Goober had not been seen in 15.69 years, and was never seen again. The end.

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by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023
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Thing that should be stopped

Go to wattpad, ao3 or any other sites/apps about fanfiction but not this, this is a dictionary😭
Person 1: sex stories on urban dictionary should be stopped

Person 2: yeah ikr
by StrawberryPerson November 5, 2023
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West Side Story Syndrome

When you're so giddy or excited that you start randomly dancing just like the characters from West Side Story while doing everyday things, such as walking to school, opening your locker, brushing your teeth, etc.
Person 1: Hey, why is that guy just randomly dancing?
Person 2: I don't know, he must have West Side Story Syndrome.
Person 1: Yeah, that must be it.
by #mexicanfood February 23, 2015
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12 Story Face Fuck

A man stands on the edge of a 12 story building and jacks off over the side. His partner, preferably a woman, attempts to catch his spooge in her mouth.
"I tried giving my wife a 12 story face fuck but my load missed her face and landed on the sidewalk. Some ants ate it."
by Lowrider June 2, 2003
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American Horror Story

A horror show that airs on fx. the acting and writing is terrible but some of the premises are all right
In my opinion, American Horror Story’s writing is like a cheesy soap opera
by shidder July 24, 2021
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"dem crazy bitches" story

When guys get together and tell annoying/weird/funny stories about their girlfriends.
"She was still pissed about something I said in my sleep 6 weeks ago"
"Dem Crazy Bitches!"
by MaHaBone January 29, 2004
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