smalls disease

When a person says they are going to stop masterbating becasue they think its a chore, but in actuality they are still masterbating 21 times a week. They just say that so people doint think that they masturbte all the time. Other symptoms include if u live next to a hot girl named Venessa and u dont take advantage of it.

Oh my god kris, brendan will never stop masterbating he just has smalls disease and will always have it, he cant pull a wool over our eyes. PLus he lives next to that hot girl named Vee, man shes awesome

by Kevin Devlin March 16, 2005

Biggie Smalls

The fat bastard that ate 2pac

2pac wasnt shot he was eaten by that fat bastard biggie

by Frozen North November 28, 2004

darcy smell

a very fine smell emitted by the dolphin skin like vagina of one darcenator

eric, does that (darcy smell) smell familiar?

by tim May 5, 2004

you smell like cabbage

Someone who has just done something so lame, you have no words to express your disapointment. An indivual with no common sense. An idiot.

By far, a line that should have been read in Napoleon Dynamite.

"Luke just totally ignored that hot babe that was talking to him!"

"Yeah, he smells like cabbage.:

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"You just droped my roor... you smell like cabbage."

by Who_leo October 14, 2008

smell test

When you have no more clean clothes and the only clothes that you have are on the floor. So you go and pick them up and give them a good sniff, if they don't stink you wear it.

"Dude, I had to do a smell test on my shirt today."

by COBullrider May 2, 2007

smelling salt

A maneuver in which you have sex with somebody who is unconcious WITH THE HOPE THAT your doing so will revive them.

Note: this is different from something like sleepysex, in that your goal is to fix the situation rather than exploit it.

(Named after medicinal smelling salt, which produces such a potent smell that it can awaken an unconscious person.)

"I've tried everything I could think of, but the patient is still out cold."
"Hold on, doctor, there's still one thing you didn't think of...." (pulls down pants)
"Ah, yes, give her some smelling salt."

by the letter d November 13, 2007

i smell you dirty

another way of saying "i feel ya", "i understand".

jareez: wow, today sucks.
chad: i smell you dirty

by bromandudebro May 1, 2011