Mikalah: I swear i have a secret uncle.
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!
by Jeeoh July 26, 2021
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Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!
by Jeeoh July 26, 2021
Get the secret uncle mug.When you start to wonder if your partner is actually a manipulative bitch and you just never noticed before now.
Can also be applied to yourself (i.e. "am I actually a secret Bitch and I never noticed?")
Can also be applied to yourself (i.e. "am I actually a secret Bitch and I never noticed?")
"Mark said it was fine but then later he was really stroppy. I'm beginning to wonder if I've married a Secret Bitch."
by mbebs October 10, 2021
Get the Secret Bitch mug.A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.
These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.
To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.
To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌
The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret
Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌
The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret
Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021
Get the secret sandwich mug.person 1 : its crazy how kayla won secretary ! I LOVE them !!
person 2 : I know right ?!?!!! Im so glad they won they would honestly be the best person to win.
person 2 : I know right ?!?!!! Im so glad they won they would honestly be the best person to win.
by kaylasbiggestfan October 21, 2021
Get the secretary mug.Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.
Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”
Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
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