politically retarded

To be politically retarded you have to be a sheep that only has your political views because an influencer you like has them, not because you agree with them nor because you understand them, you parrot whatever the influencer says without actually looking into what they truly mean. So whenever you get any opposition to these views you're cornered, you don't know what to do at all except regurgitate what you were already saying instead of proving why what you're saying was right. Also to be politically retarded you have to care about politics outside of the country that doesn't directly affect you/be underage like come on you can't even vote nobody cares about your political opinions

Person 1: should I be concerned that all my friends are saying that they stand with Ukraine?
Person 2: Nah, they're just politically retarded

by Thescrewremover March 7, 2022

Disability Check Retarded

One whomst is not mentally nor physically considered retarded yet are borderline therefor disability check

Humphrey: you know that kid Kuba
Gaylord: yeah what about him

Humphrey: he’s disability check retarded

Gaylord: you right that chef needa get checked

by Humphry69 November 19, 2018

Theodore the retard

Theodore is a fucking virgin ass kid, to be able to truly understand what a Theodore is your IQ must be less than 0

(see fucking degenerate page). The only positive is he is tall as fuck but at the same time, he's fucking black.

Your test has come in, you are a complete fucking Theodore the retard

by Theodore Yang the shorter one October 28, 2019

Retardalicious

Any food which is made by a retard but is still quite tasty.Or alternatly any food made by someone with poor culinary skills and the food looks like it is suffering from some kind of physical deficiency.

Hmmmmm that looks retardalicious man

by Darzo July 16, 2008

Retard Face

A Face That is Unique to a person within a social group that annoy everyone within that group

retard face
retard face Again
retard face Forever
retard face Pretty Boy

by Josho29292 February 16, 2008

Retarded Hordes

Any large, like minded group of people who make quick, knee jerk reactions based on sheltered and moronic views and are especially vocal in voicing their outrage. This can be political, religious, automotive or sports views in nature, or any other movement.

4chan's /b/ is a particularly active breeding ground for a retarded hordes.

"Did you see that 10,000 Camaro's are being built a month?" "Yeah, just wait until the retarded hordes over at Camaro5.com's message boards hear about this"

by MoparMan85 December 22, 2009

Retard Turtle

When performing the Awkward Turtle, The person who doesn't know how to properly conduct it and instead face the palms to each other.

Person 1: *Performs retard turtle* "Awkward..."
Person 2: Dude, that turtle is retarded.

by MikenRiss July 8, 2010