The pizza is ready

A common prelude to sex in certain locations around the world, namely porn-addicted America.

Man: The pizza is ready!
Woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

Delivery boy: The pizza is ready!
Smoking hot woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

by Bad C dev October 15, 2021

Let’s get ready to rumble

World record attempt for highest number of attendees to participate in 1 super orgy.

‘Hey Jared, I attended a WR attempt, the only thing I remember is the line ‘let’s get ready to rumble!’ And all of my orifices hurt.

by CBT oil February 14, 2022

read a magazine

code for smoking marijuana

yo, let's read a magazine

by Varna August 16, 2006

crazy Ye Who Reads Your Email!!!

Carlos the sexy Latin dancer. This comes from a huge joke on a website for teens and refers to the movie Napoleon Dynomite

Crazy Ye who reads your e-mail is "Crazy Carl" or Carlos the sexy Latin dancer. A.K.A. Studmuffin!

by Matasma March 18, 2005

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!

The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.

Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.

by Pialinist June 21, 2020

Reading

When referring to a woman's breasts, size depends on how well she reads. The larger the size, the better she reads. Also another name for cleveage.

1) That girl definately looks like she's been reading...

2) Wow, you must have started reading early.
3) I just bounced my last shot off her reading.

by LibraryRapist September 20, 2009

Ready

When someone is such a sick cunt that they don't find any need to prepare for battle. They are born winners, born fighters and born ready.

People commonly found in this category have the name Kerry-Ann.

"I don't need to prepare to prank you, I was born ready! Prepare to lose"

by Chan5er June 17, 2013