You're fucked

When someone says to you "you're fucked" that means your in deep shit and going to get smashed, or worse.

Person 1: You're fucked,cunt.

Person 2:.......................................................
Shits himself.

by Meet on the corner of nunya June 8, 2013

You're

Too oftenly mistaken for "your."

Meaning "you are." Used to describe something about someone, not something someone owns.

Correct example: "You're stupid."
Incorrect example: "Your stupid."

by Saphy January 1, 2007

Your/You're Syndrome

One of the world's most common disease. One in three children are born with this. People with Your/You're Syndrome have a hard time figuring the difference between your and you're. People with this disease will always make this mistake even if they know the difference. As of right now, the only cure is to slap someone in the face until they are cured.

Gerardo: Hey dude, have you passed you're game yet?
Marco: What?

Gerardo: Have you passed you're game yet?
Marco: Ummm, it's YOUR not you're, learn the difference!
Gerardo: I do know the difference, guess I have your/you're syndrome.
Marco: Guess i need to punch you in the face.........

by pornfreakk July 26, 2011

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

Phrase originaly used by well known actor Roy Scheider in the 1975 blockbuster 'Jaws'. He utters the line when he gets a good look at the size of the shark that is circling the small fishing boat he is on. Used in day to day life when a situation seems insurmountable.

"We need to find him 1000 red M&Ms before he goes on stage in 15 minutes..... We're gonna need a bigger boat."

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

You're fired

What the American people overwhelmingly told Donald J. Trump in November 2020.

Donald J. Trump: you're fired!
-America

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 7, 2020

you know how i know you're gay?

1- The preferred method of asking someone if they are aware of the signs and tell-tale indications that make another aware of the person in question's homosexuality. This phrase was made famous in the movie, 'The 40-Year Old Virgin'.

PAUL: "You know how I know you're gay?"
GREG: "How?"
PAUL: "Because you have a triangle rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, 'I like balls in my face.'"
GREG: "That's gay!?"

by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007

You're going to love my nuts.

The famous phrase that Vince, or the Sham-wow guy says during his infomercial for the Slap chop.

Watch this, you're going to love my nuts.

by Dj Djuric July 24, 2009