Dirty pig roast

Reverse blumpkin. Female being eating out while taking a poop

I gave her a dirty pig roasts last night

by Jbird20 February 20, 2021

Mississippi Pot Roast

An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.

"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"

by A Flaky Bitch September 7, 2023

Bappa Roast

A old grandfather of Egyptian origins, with a hint of French descendance, although people often speculate his real name is Bappa Elsayed, as Roast isn’t very Egyptian. Bappa Roast hasn’t been seen in years, and is thought to have gone missing near the River Nile while trying to spearfish some cod for his dinner. The last reported sighting was him driving a green Jaguar near Cairo.

“Waz went to see Bappa Roast at the weekend, unfortunately Bappa hasn’t returned from Egypt yet”

by BappaRoast November 3, 2021

Quinny bush-roast

To drag someone behind a hedge, knock them unconscious, and Give em a right old screw before leaving them to wake up with their legs in the air - perhaps with some Cadbury creme egg residue left behind.

"That old cunt pissed me off! I had to give em the old quinny bush-roast to teach him a lesson."

"Cawh look at that bird- I'd love to show her a quinny bush-roast."

by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue July 18, 2024

Roasted

When someone says something or does something to a person which results being humiliated.

Other forms are: Toasted, Shadow Realmed, Ethered, Charbroiled, Boiled, Cremated, Baked, Broiled.

Berdi was roasted when the students proved him wrong in front of the school at the assembly.

by FishGil March 10, 2018

cream roast

when you are having hard core sex and all sweaty and a drop of sweat goes into your lovers mouth followed by a lot of cum

Andrew gave Gabe a cream roast

by collien May 29, 2007

Slow roasted local

Yourself and three of your best mates having a 4way and a couple cans, because the footies on.

"Hey what's on for the weekend?"
"Yeah nah, just have a slow roasted local, the swans are playin"

by Slow roasted local June 24, 2017