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retard kitty 

A really stupid kitty or cat who will act like it's retard owners by walking into doors, eating crap and shitting all over the floor.
man1:Ha ha! look at that retard kitty! its so stupid!
man2:ha ha yeah! hey thats connors cat!
man1: ha ha! connors a retard!
man2:ha ha!
retard kitty by abz-kat July 31, 2006

Retard Rocket

A disparaging term often used to refer to riders of a Special Needs bus. So-called because they often assume that we are all 'Retards', which is not true for several reasons,

A. being that many of us are autistic or have cerebral palsy, a seizure disorder or some sort of physical disability, or require a service dog due to phsychological problems, blindness, or deafness- none of the above being neccesarily congruent with Mental Retardation in any way, and in fact most often being accompanied by a normal or even Above Average, Gifted, or Genius IQ.

Reason B. is that while some children and young adults riding the so-called 'Retard Rocket' may have Down Syndrome or Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (fas)or, some other disability accompanied or characterised by Mental Retardation, they are in fact not 'Retards,' they are people, with personalities, emotions, talents, and challenges- and especially considering that there is no such thing as a 'Retard' because the word RETARD is, in fact, a verb, meaning 'to slow or stunt'.
Jerk #1: Hey, look, here comes the Retard Rocket! Here comes your bus, John!

John: Shut up! It's YOUR bus, noob!

Special Needs Rider: Actually, it's MY bus. I'd positively LOVE to stay and chat with you two LOVELY young gentlemen, but I'm afraid that I have AP Literature first period and I would just hate to be late for that, especially since we're doing an in-depth study of Snorri Sturluson's Eddas, both Poetic and Prose, and I am eternally enamoured of Norse Mythology. Although I must say, one of my favourites actually has to be Ragnarsdrápa, wouldn't you say? Well, I'd better go, or the aide will get angry. She's so testy! *to aide* Coming! *to jerks* Bye now!

*blank expressions*

Jerk #1: *Drools stupidly* Uhhhh...whaaatt?

Johnny: Uhhhm...Eye-Dee-Kay. Something about....Eddie?

Jerk #1: Isn't he, like, in our math class?
Retard Rocket by Sithstress August 21, 2009

retard magnet

A person who attracts people who behave badly.
Shopping with her is hard, she is such a retard magnet.
retard magnet by Mama Bear33 November 28, 2009

retard of ducks

a group of ducks that loiter in a hotel parking lot and make the motion sencer doors go WHOOSH whoosh WHOOSH whoosh WHOOSH whoosh
A group of ducks sitting in a puddle in the middle of a hotel parking lot when there is a huge lake 50 feet from the back of the hotel. A retard of ducks standing under the hotel auning, because its raining, making the doors open and close.
retard of ducks by spartan104 June 26, 2008

Retard proof 

this u can use for situation when you gave all correct explanations and dude u left to finish the thing does it all wrong.
Sound engenier(you left just to exist there):Everything was fine with the sound but then they changed the microphones?
You irritated:You managed to fuck up Retard proof
Retard proof by MadDogVlad November 7, 2006

Retard Comeback 

When in an argument a person brings up something completely out of context that sounds like a good response or comeback in their head but is usually just out of the blue, usually isn't true, and completely irrelevant.
Oh God Tyson made another fucking Retard Comeback in the dm again. This time he said I'm bad a talking.
Retard Comeback by Niggato 69 September 18, 2017

Retard Unit 

when a lot of retards get together and start thier own unit. most of them need wheelchairs or zimmer frames to move. they can use thier walking sticks as shotgun when anouther unit drives up on thier turf. the reatrd unit often perform drive-bys on thier wheel chairs, and some times have drag races in thier wheel chairs modded with nitrous oxided that can get up to speeds of 150 mph.
wow look at the retard unit they can bearly walk but they sure can fight.
Retard Unit by Shady Man April 30, 2006