put some rims on this bitch

To hook your ride up with some tight-ass wheels.

Matt: "Yo, that new Caddy you got is a phat-ass ride, yo!"

Tony: "Thanks, man... all I gotta do now is put some rims on this bitch and it'll be completely off da chizain!"

by dookeyboy January 21, 2011

putting toothpaste back in the tube

sim. Descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting sexual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: Thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.

After I saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

Put some D's on that bitch

When you just get your report card, all F's on it, take it to tha' teacher desk, ask her kindly to raise your grade.

Put some D's on that bitch.

by Javier Hallucinogen March 12, 2009

Put your pants back on

idiom - calm down; chill out.

Usually used when somebody overreacts to a mild situation, requesting that they put their proverbial penis back in their pants.

"How can you eat veal!? Don't you know about the horribly inhumane conditions the baby cows are subjected to? It's an abomination!"
"Woah man. Put your pants back on."

by Eric Guan October 21, 2011

#put out or get out

this is pretty straight forward, you're letting someone know that you are effectively not running a charity. That if that person is not benefiting you in the way that YOU WANT, they need to get up and get out of your house/ apartment/ mobile home/ trailer; whatever have you.

Her: I really think were just good friends

Him: Well then if friends is what you thought we were then I'm gonna need you to leave.

Her: So What? if you can't have sex with me then we can't be anything!

Him: That's exactly it! #put out or get out!

by Andre3105 December 26, 2018

Put the pussy on the chain wax

To be ruthless, persistent and resourceful.

This term comes fro a sketch done by comedians Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele.

The term refers to being so hardcore that you would run over a Himalayan snow leopard, killing it with the freshly waxed snow chains on your vehicle.

We can choose to play by the rules and coast through life, OR - We can put the pussy on the chain wax and become rock stars!

by Arizonapocalypse December 26, 2020

put some glass in that hole

Roll up the car window

Hey that's too much air back here, put some glass in that hole, would ya?

by tedZilla99 December 25, 2007