Puddinear

How rednecks describe it when somthing is "pretty near"

Keri's Dad: the damn thing was puddinear the edge!

us: LOL

by Rainsford December 17, 2008

puddin stick

A dick that can't satisfy a woman or the dick can't get a woman off before himself.

Mike had a puddin stick last night!

by bnewcom October 3, 2013

pea podding

gathering a group of people and sticking as many as you can in a sleeping bag and seeing what happens.

julian pea podded with several hot chicks.

keith once went pea podding with his nana

by keithdabeast October 21, 2010

The Puddin Pop

A sex activity that involves the bottom (inclusive to all genders but preferred if male) shits into an ice tray (delicacy better served frozen). The bottom asks "would you like a puddin pop?" (Better in a bill cosby manner) and then the other person eats it.

"Would you like a puddin pop?" *shits in tray*

"Yes I would love The Puddin Pop"

by Virginity snatcher December 7, 2019

puddung

use this word to get people unconfused

d:im confused
s:well hold on
s:puddung
d:wow that magicly made me unconfused

by jordan fall July 30, 2009

puddin' and princesses

a school lunch consisting of Snack pack pudding and disney's princess fruit snacks

hey nate, got any more puddin' and princesses?

by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

Puddin' Pop

The sound heard when a penis "pops" out of a semen-filled anus.

"Jimmy, that was some puddin' pop you made last night."

by DiscoNinj4 July 9, 2006