poser

A person who says that they love a certain style of music or clothing, (etc.) but really doesn't, and is trying to fit in.

Emily: Oh my God that girl is a poser! She doesn't like Green Day! I am the biggest Green Day fan!!!
Angela: Emily there are a ton of people who love Green Day much more than you. You are not their #1 fan.
Emily: Well I consider myself their #1 fan.
Angela: You only have one CD, there is a ton of Green Day CDs.

If you only have one CD of a band because you think it will make you cool, you are identified as a poser.

by Hawthorne Heights lover December 28, 2005

poser

n. Someone who claims/pretends to be something they're not because, it's the "cool" thing to be. They act like they like certain things, and in reality they don't. They try to fit in and conform to the public's opinions. They don't have an original mind, and try to think like everyone else.

See also: poseur, sheep, wannabe

"Those kids who like Avril Lavgine sure are posers."
Someone who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk.

by Linky June 15, 2006

poser

A person who calls someone a poser is a poser

if you call some one a poser you're pretty much just trying to cover up the fact that you're a poser maybe that person you're calling a poser just wants to change themselves for the better and you should just leave them alone

by punkrox777 July 16, 2007

posers

Somebody who likes a band at first then it gets on MTV and they start hatin em'. It not there damn fought they got on MTV they did say "Hey My songs so rawkin why dont u put it on the list for the top 10 voting?"

"Man I hate TBS!" and 5 weeks ago they said "Dude TBS is the best fuckin band ever!"

by Kelly April 20, 2005

prosecution

1. Another word for The Man. Gets you busted for possession of marijuana, copying DVDs, and other "crimes". Never ever in a Gogolplexian years does the prosecution do a good thing for yourself.

2. What you'll be on the receiving end of if you screw up.

1. In Heaven the prosecution is spiritually incapable of winning ever.
2. Violators subject to prosecution.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008

transitive property

Invented by one Mark "Chewy", applicable in nearly all social situations. Often used to get some and or burn someone for being stupid.

If you drink a refridgerated beverage, by the transitive property OJ did it.

Burn

by Jesus (the real one) January 4, 2007

poser

A person resembling a current fad enough to be often confused with other people assimulated into the fad. A prime example of any poser would someone that would easily fit under a lable. The emo labled poser are the current fad usually wearing black, black makeup, secound hand clothing when new clothing is attainable, dyed black hair, glasses when glasses are not needed and a loner attitude.

A Punk poser would be someone with radical hair, many peircings, rowdy attitude, studded accesories, doc marten boots, heavily customized jacket following certain punk guidlines and the udderance of the sound/word/cry "oi!"
A Goth poser would be some one who wears entire black, heavy makeup, lots of peircings, anti social attitude, radical daily life and a fetish for metal and bondage.
A Gangster poser aka wigger/wankster/wanker/etc.. would be some one who wears increddibly baggy clothing, lots of bling, bandanas may be worn out of the back pocket, on the head or under an unalterd baseball cap with the tags left on, slang is also heavily used in this poser culture.

by Michael Organ July 8, 2006