Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.

Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short

by Derkadurr February 8, 2019

Prime and pump

When you fuck with Amazon prime on in the background

Want to come over to prime and pump tonight?

by Toastncheese April 11, 2019

Primary Chicken

A phrase which commonly used in Hong Kong to taunt someone who acts like a child.

Paul: Hey, primary chicken
Peter: What's up! You're gonna bully me again? Cyka Blyat

by ToZiK April 13, 2019

primetime

its hell its a after school program its "fun"

dude i am not going to primetime B)

by oofers.com April 26, 2019

Primal Sesh.

A session of any sorts that is truly Prime. And;or of Primal nature. Ex: Primal session at botanical with dank tank and flower optimos

Primal sesh.: defined as a perfect place and timed full session of true dankie in a intimate unique moment.

Ex:
this is a primal location! Spark it up!

Dude hell yeah what a primal sesh at the garden what a prime cone to chief on the dome.

by NelsBdawg321 May 29, 2019

primal facie

An "obvious" type of evidence that proves that someone has reverted back to his "early species" mindset.

The ease that Geico had in finding a number of cavemen for their auto-insurance ads is primal facie evidence that there are still plenty of "un-evolved" hominids among us.

by QuacksO June 24, 2019

Primarni

Someone who shops at Primark and primark only.

Where did you get you Tshirt from? I went to primarni

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019