telling porkies

Slang for telling lies.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.

Sandra: I haven't got enough money to pay for this taxi.

Josh: You're telling porkies you are!

by Theresjuiceleakinginmypocket December 13, 2015

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Reverse Porky's

It's a 597 (not to be confused with a dogfighting ring.)

What in the reverse Porky's is going on here?

by Apeclownpuncher December 4, 2009

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porking

1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.

2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.

1a. I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.

1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.

2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...

by TonecasT February 3, 2004

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Porktrino

n. An imaginary subatomic particle which exists within pork products. These particles are excited through cooking, or when combined with other pork products. When excited they are responsible for creating a stronger, and more delicious flavors.
This is referred to as "porktrino critical mass".

The sausage wasn't good enough on its own, so I wrapped it in a lattice of bacon, and the resulting Porktrino cascade made the flavor incredible.

by F.X. Bacon August 3, 2010

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Porkistani

(Porkistan is another name for Pakistan).

(adj) Porkistani is relating to Porkistan or its people.

(noun) a native or inhabitant of Porkistan, or a person of Porkistani descent.

my wife is Porkistani

by PorkistanMurdabad September 8, 2022

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