Christmas Pudding

A turd with a sprinkle of cum on top, resembling icing.

My boyfriend treated me to a Christmas pudding this morning, it was unforgettable.

by Sebkaz August 31, 2020

French Pudding

The act of mixing pudding and human feces to consume for sexual enjoyment

Christian: What are you guys going to to tonight?
Hanna: We're going to make French Pudding :)

by baggerclams November 13, 2020

Apple Pudding

(verb) When someone is being filmed and looks at the camera too much.

Coomer #1: Bro, have you seen the new Riley Reid video?!
Coomer#2: Nah bro, she’s always apple pudding.

by A1burt December 4, 2020

Apple Pudding

(verb) When someone is being filmed, but is looking at the camera.

Director: Hey, you extras need to stop apple pudding or I’ll replace you!

by A1burt December 4, 2020

Tele-puddied

When a cat silently and miraculously appears someplace that it was just a mere 1/30th of a second ago.

Where’s the cat? It just tele-puddied from the living room to the kitchen counter.

by Annieeggplant February 13, 2021

sheet pudding

When a man pulls out and the semen gets on the sheets and she licks it up.

She enjoyed slurping up the sheet pudding!

by anonymous January 29, 2021

Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds

Code Name for literal shit with corn bits in it.

Chris: "Yoo you want some chocolate pudding lemon nerds?"
Colin: "I dont eat shit. Shut the fuck up."

by SirGrammarNazii February 8, 2021