mom jockey

1.some one that loves railing moms

2.dads

Sensory Orchestras geoff is a mom jockey

by laser wook April 1, 2010

online moms

Something you call someone who tries to censor or control your online life so that you are more positive and non-judgmental of others.

Duke: Man, I saw what you commented on Janice's post of her in her bikini. Not nice. So she still has some baby fat. I think you should remove that comment and replace it with an encouraging compliment.
Buck: Whatever! She's kinda chunky and too pale! What are you, my online moms now? You want to hit it! Admit it!

by von groovy June 10, 2017

mom prom

A “mom prom” is when a mother chapperones her child’s prom and it’s more about the mom and her hideous dress. The mom was never invited to prom and she’s making up for not getting invited. The daughter or son is mortified by their mother, how she looks and acts at the prom.

The dress she was wearing made her look like she was a contestant from Toddlers and Tiaras. The dress had giant poofy sleeves, way too many sparkles and a ribbon tied in back. The dress made her look like she was going to a “mom prom”.

by Shiraz Shazaam September 22, 2019

Bible Mom

An old hypocritical lady usually named Karen or Margret which will throw a bible if you commit a sin such as cussing.

My friend said crap and his mom threw a bible a him and made him read it until he has made up for his sins. His mom is such a bible mom.

by WALTERPINKYG November 27, 2019

Spencer’s mom

A really hot mom with tig ol bitties and a big booty

Guy: dawg spencer’s mom is so hot
Guy2: i know right she got some tig ol bitties

by nik vag April 18, 2019

DJ MOM

shes the mom you want to clean you bob. she's the fob to the lob. she eat dem socks when you kill her mom. I eat cheese but she killed me. I suck at rapping so I'm gonna make car noises.

nooooooooo
grefjyref
grerrrrrrrrr
rararrarararara

guy one: honk

guy two: ima slap you wit dis belt

the guy in the grave: whell thats DJ MOM. danananananananabadadadada

by BIGG Boi bRAAIn September 29, 2020

asshole mom

Best type of mother. Don't take any shit from anyone. The cool mom. Can be the friend and the parent simultaneously.

Jillian has an asshole mom but she's so awesome.

by LeighaJames October 11, 2017