table watcher

In big cities, a street vendor is only allowed to occupy a certain amount of space so they hire people to stand behind their tables as a means of sliding through that legal loophole. Those people are called "table watchers".

Urban concrete jungle panhandling street rats table watcher

by ModernDayPrometheus November 27, 2013

under the table

1. A way to watch porn in class usually by people who sit in the back

2. A story to say while someones parents are walking by; the story goes like this, (There was a kid named Avi that got in trouble when the teacher caught him jerking off to intense lizard porn)

1. Want to sit together in class so we can do under the table.
2. That kid punched me for saying under the table.

by Mr. cream de la cream February 28, 2022

noodle table

When you eat something off your partners back during sex.

Dude, I was short on time so I had to turn Ashley into a noodle table so I could eat.

by Thumper010 September 3, 2017

Off the table

I would curl your lil toes, flip you over, and keep pumping.

Hym "Yeah, somevody wanted me to respond to that so.... There. At least, that's what I did to the last one 😉 But that's neither here nor there. I already told you: OFF THE TABLE. You're practically my niece at this point and it's gross."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2023

Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.

Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!

by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023

smelling tables

Snorting cocaine (coke) from a flat surface

wanna go smell that table ?

what do you think that counter smells like ?

Smelling Tables

by atwoody03 June 7, 2023

spitting the tables

(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them

person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much

by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023