A phone purchased and used solely for the purpose of setting up dates with call girls or escorts;
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.
"I was out of minutes on my poon phone, so I had to use my family plan cell & my wife caught me calling an escort service."
"He uses his poon phone to call escorts when he's out of town on business."
"Smart john's always have a poon phone so their wife doesn't catch 'em calling ho's."
"He uses his poon phone to call escorts when he's out of town on business."
"Smart john's always have a poon phone so their wife doesn't catch 'em calling ho's."
by BBS2 September 23, 2013
Get the poon phonemug. When you wave to someone but have your phone in hand and it's kinda awkward to the person who received the wave.
When she looked up from her phone, she saw me and gave me a phone wave so I picked up my phone and phone waved her back.
by Licensed_Nerd July 28, 2019
Get the Phone Wavemug. by ass monkey August 16, 2016
Get the smash phonemug. Honestly, these shouldn't even exist. There's no way you can download any more than 10 apps, give or take. 32GB is preferable although that can run out just as quickly if you're not careful. 64GB is just where you want it, and 128GB is godsent.
"I have a 16GB phone and it keeps telling me that it's ran out of storage, and so I deleted everything I possibly could and it's still saying that! I need to upgrade to 64GB or 128GB soon."
by Magic kitty April 29, 2022
Get the 16GB phonemug. by Dubiks April 6, 2019
Get the dead phonemug. 
Get the Dumb-phonemug. A person who is constantly looking at and poking they're phone, no matter where they are, while not listening to someone while they are talking.
Stop being a phone pecker and listen to me.
Hey phone pecker how's your fingers?
Get ya beak out of ya 5S ya phone pecker.
Hey phone pecker how's your fingers?
Get ya beak out of ya 5S ya phone pecker.
by Jay Lebel June 19, 2014
Get the phone peckermug.