baby boobs

When someone has boobs smaller then a\or an AAA cup.

My 9 1/2 year old sister Jody thinks she has boobs! Ha! She barley even has baby boobs!

Jody: MOM I NEED A BRA!!!!!!

Jody's Mom: Honey, you don't even have baby boobs.......

by WHYTHEFUCKAREYOUREADINGTHIS?BI April 21, 2016

Peter Boob

An old man who checks out the health segment of the news in hopes of seeing mammogram pictures.

Look at that bunch of Peter Boobs, why don't they just watch Internet porn like the rest of us?

by Lance DangerTits October 6, 2016

Peek-A-Boob

When half or majority of a boob (perferbly a female's) slips out of clothing by accident

"Man, Stacey's peek-a-boob incident today was so hot."

by Shirtlesssleeves May 11, 2014

Boob inertia

When you are falling (whether that be from jumping, sliding downward, etc.) and your body reaches your final destination before your boobs do.

On the trampoline I experienced extreme boob inertia and it hurt like hell because I wasn't wearing a sports bra!

by pimmypimpim August 29, 2015

Incompetent Boob

Cryptosporidium-137, protagonist of Destroy All Humans.

Crypto fails a mission.
MISSION FAILED
Pox: "NO, NO, NO!!! Crypto, you incompetent boob!!"

by WonkyTonkBotty October 10, 2020

Roof boobs

Boobs so large they can be used for shelter.

Yo it’s fucking pouring out get under these roof boobs!

by MC3WOOD August 23, 2019

Seuss Boobs

Boobs that have abnormally long nipples that tend to curve upward at a slight gradient.

Ugh, great. Mark is sitting alone again, drawing Seuss Boobs on the tablecloth.

by FrickinBrad April 11, 2016