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Là nosé dè jobé

A French term for a nose job; being the insertion of one's penis or a baguette into a receiving party's nostril.
"Last night I went down to the café for a latté and this chick gave me là nosé dè jobé. I stuck a croissant in her left nostril and shot a load in the right one."
by James Siegel February 26, 2008
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*nose tap*

Keeping something secret.
How de fack u do that breh?

*taps nose*

You can also use *nose tap* but taps nose looks better
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nose

A name for someone who wasnt popular or invited to any parties at school. Usually ugly, annoying and known as a "loser" amongst the populars.
Hey look- it's nose again. You better not invite that scum to your party.
by lcu200 February 1, 2009
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Big Nose

When a guy goes down on you and it tickles your clit while he breathes
by The Assistant for my friends August 23, 2011
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cock nose

Someone with a cock for a nose
"hey cock nose! you have a cock where your nose should be, that's why they call you cock nose! (it's a visual thing)"
by Cock nose January 5, 2005
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Nose job

Something real celebrities do to get a license to become fake ones

The process of injecting inorganic substances under the skin of one's nose so as to make it look more 'appealing'

The cause for idols becoming enemies

Something demeaning
Dude, Charice got a nose job. I hate her even more.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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nose hair burning ass bomb

flatulence so disgusting that it seemingly singes the hair follicles inside of the nostrils
Johnnie dropped a nose hair burning ass bomb and the smoke from the singed nose hairs floated out of my nostrils.
by BrewCrew24 April 30, 2007
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