National Penis Day

In New Zealand, September 4th is national penis day. Heaps of guys in each of the main cities go to a public place (like The Square in Christchurch), get naked and stand in a formation so as to form a giant penis. Lots of chicks and dirty old men go.

James: "Hey Luke, lets go to The Square to see your mum"
Luke: "What do you mea... HEY!!"

by Poon-Master Phoenix September 4, 2003

united nations

A good idea, but somewhat naive and inefficient. Like marriage and Communism, it looks good on paper but often fails in practice.

Formed shortly after the second World War, the idea was to bring representatives of numerous nations together in hope of discussing and peacefully solving whatever conflicts or disputes arose. They have done good in areas of Africa for example, but on the large scale it just doesn't work. Each nation is far too preoccupied with self interest to prevent any large treaties or organizations from being set up or enforced. Perhaps the most visible example of failure would be the recent Iraqi crisis.

Some think that if they had stronger centralized authority then things could improve, but it's hard to know.

by JF May 13, 2004

nationality

1) The country of your birth
2) The passport you hold of the country you reside.

Simply having an Irish name does not make you Irish! Besides most names starting with Mc or Mac originate in Scotland.

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

National throw your shortest friend day

On May 15th, pick up your shortest friend and toss anywhere you please

On May 15th it’s national throw your shortest friend day!

by Payton 13344 April 14, 2020

National Hug a Furry Day

On November 28th, you must hug each and every Furry you see. This is after Beat a Furry Day (on November 27th), awarded to those who survive NNN. Fighting back or rejecting a hug will result in death under clause 632a.

Furry: Today is National Hug a Furry Day!
Person: Okay I'll hug you.

Person 2: I won't

Person 2 dies by unknown means.

by FizzyLemon February 1, 2022

National Blowjob Day

Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on June 9th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.

"Yo how's your june 9"
"Good since I got head from my girlfrined for national blowjob day"

by Dick and alcohol lover May 13, 2017

April 24 (National R@pe Day)

If you are willing to participate in the morbid day, I sincerely hope you seek help. National rape day is a disgusting day created by 6 boys in a group chat where they stated it was going to be "legal" to assault women. Although some claim it is only a joke, not everyone has the common sense to detect that, therefore some will take it seriously.

Investigate weaponry that is legal in your area and protect yourselves. If you will be going out or have plans for this day, please make sure to be accompanied by people who make you feel safe.
Stay safe everyone! <3

"Whoever started April 24 (National R@pe Day) should be ashamed of themselves"
"Yea, I already have my pepper spray and taser just in case"
"Great, everyone should be aware and stay safe"

by mirandaisabelle April 23, 2021