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Mental midget

Stacy Kendell is a mental midget.
by BossBitch79 December 1, 2019
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Mentally sex fucked

When your a virgin and your friend reminds you of the other living things have gotten laid before you have.
Peter: man i just really want to get my self a girl its so lonely sometimes.

Tom: yea, are you aware that my dog got laid before you haha he banged this poodle other day.

Also my little sister porked this bushy haired kid down the street lol

Peter: Re-really? *sigh*

Tom: yeah, that old fart Mr. Bradley even got laid, he fucked that 19 year old with the big tits i heard after school lol

Peter: okay man enough dont gotta turn the knife

Tom: and one more thing you know youve been mentally sex fucked when you hear this... your little brother banged zoey at my house 2 weeks ago haha and hes 4 years younger than you.
by Hatingthisday September 27, 2020
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Mental Masturbation

Manipulating usually flirtatiously yet without doing any actual sexual acts in order to get what you want.

AKA: ‘Hoeing without using your holes’
Just send a pretty girl to go scoop up that check. He won’t tell her no...
#mental masturbation
by FreakyFelonFriday February 6, 2021
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Menta11yi11

Menta11yi11 is an instagram user who posts nothing but the truth!!! she is also very cool
'Have you seen Menta11yi11's new post?'

'Not yet why? What is it about?'

'It's about you shutting the fuck up'
by Speaking The Truth Only July 13, 2021
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Menta11yi11

shes awesome and the coolest person around town
menta11yi11 is cooler than you
by Speaking The Truth Only July 13, 2021
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mentally lil

when someone is manic, anxious, socially awkward, and generally odd. It can come and go or be persistent. The founder was LD as she was the first to be diagnosed. It can be cured with tito’s, hey fat boy, jeffy, cake, and sage sticks.
“Lil you’re mentally lil” - abbs

“i got diagnosed with mentally lil the other day and could not be happier
by mentally_lil July 11, 2022
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CEO-ment

When upper management makes a breathtakingly stupid spur-of-the-moment request or decision.
It was a true CEO-ment when my boss asked to see the pixels on our new logo.
by Semiuseful Magazine August 21, 2008
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