mom likes women

when your father went to get the milk and ur mom found a hot woman...
ur mom likes women
perfect comeback to any ur mom jokes

guy1 : ur mom
guy2 (smart): ur mom likes women

by chonky elbow July 3, 2022

Mom traum

Having trauma that stems from your momma

Like daddy issues except it’s mom traum

Ex. Well thanks to all the mom traum My dads my favorite parent

by Slayge July 18, 2022

Mom Water

A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.

1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"

"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."

2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."

"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."

by PaulKatt September 14, 2022

mom = made of money

What m.o.m. means

Me: mum, can i have robux please
mom: no
me:why mom?
mom: no robux for you, until you grow up and you can buy robux
me: mom = made of money
mom: your grounded for 1 year
me: that's what m.o.m. means
mom: your grounded for 20 years
me:i'm 20 years old
mom: don't care = don't ask

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

MOM EDGY

A type of hair style or clothing worn by a mom so as not to embarrass their children and also acceptable in any professional work environment.

My bartender's new hair style is mom edgy.

by wordminder22 September 28, 2022

Mom girl

A Mom who secretly wants her kid to be gay, steals from people, and destroy those who mess with her.

Timmy: Matthew’s Mom a Mom girl. Her son is gonna become a criminal someday because his Mom wanted him to be gay, and she steals from people.

by LinkxPeach December 23, 2022

mom eyebrows

Expressive eyebrows typically found on a mom

“Dude you have mom eyebrows”

by Fatgirl_623 December 27, 2022