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Want a medal?

A sarcastic way of telling someone to get over it and stop seeking validation for doing something nobody asked you to do in the place, especially if they're going to be an asshole about it.
Entitled: Ayo, I did this for you. YOU'RE WELCOME!

ME: Want a medal?

Entitled: PLEASE!
by Vaultlover90 July 20, 2025
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Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.
by Titan2014 July 7, 2017
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i would eat all your meals

My boyfriend texted me this after i told him to not skip meals what the hell does it mean
Ye boi: what does i would eat all your meals mean?

The world: the world may never know
by JISUNGPARK March 26, 2018
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Basically saying that skirts aren't made for males, but spelling error edition. It was started by a toxic OC named Randy. (credit to Shawna for the original dialogue)
Randy: Too bad, skirts are not made for meals, there are soft pants and shorts out there
by riss2021 May 21, 2021
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shiny sparkling giant subspace ancient megalodon

a megalodon in fisch which is very rare and only a few people have it. this takes a lot of fisching skills to get.
OMG!!!!!!!!! I GOT A "shiny sparkling giant subspace ancient megalodon"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO RARE AND IT SELLS FOR 129,395 CREDITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by =-0987654321\][poiuytrewq';lkj February 4, 2025
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You might not see a nut as an appetizing meal but another person who is really hungry can see that nut as a full course meal and make use of it.
It means that you should appreciate every nut that hits your stomach.
Person 1: Look at this sandwich... gross! Would you eat it if i gave it to you?
Person 2: Well, I am really hungry.
Person 1: I can't believe it! I guess one man's nut is another man's meal.
by Tuna Bananer August 16, 2018
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Mr. Steal Yo Meal

The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.

Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
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