Merc

A fat ass female who doesn’t stop eating and is always talking about food 24/7. her parents don’t feed her so she has to scavenge for food, the fridge has always been her number one victim. protect your family and children from this horrendous fat ass at all times

Omg, did you see merc today, jesus she’s doubling in size every day

by 4zzzzz September 11, 2022

marcess

big fat smelly shit

P1: that guy is fat as g i swear
P2: yeah word his name must be marcess

by black guy but hes not black November 20, 2022

Marceilus

Tall, dark, and handsome. Great conversationalist. A man who could hold his end of a debate and not be obnoxious about it. Bangin' body. So determined. German chocolate cake lover. Best space saving laundry folder. Awesome listener...even when you talk about clinical all the time. :P Someone who will raise his children according to the dog whisperer. And well, so damn cute.

Ooo marceilus so attractive

by Praaaaty January 5, 2023

marcelo bielsa

To Marcelo Bielsa someone it means to shove a 8 inch dildo(preferably black) into ones asshole whilst trying to shit at the same time( you wouldn’t notice the difference in colour on the dildo). After doing this you would sniff it very thoroughly and get your sexual partner to suck it off and not tell them there is shit on it.

Hey you want to do the Marcelo Bielsa?
Yeah sure go on let me get the big black dildo I have in my bag that my mum let me borrow.
Ughhhhhh that feels so good (proceeds to shit on it)
Time to sniff it Luke sniff it.
Can you suck it off now babe it’s nice and juicy for you
Okay Luke
( This took place in slug and lettuce toilets)

by I TOUCH KIDS 123 January 6, 2023

MARCEL

listen here bitches, anyone with anything nice to say about marcel has it coming for her. He is mine. He is my sweet lovely wonderful amazing boy who lights up my world with his most amazing smile in the world. And guess what? he only wants/loves me. so back off ladies. get you a second-tier marcel because i got the first and i don't plan of letting go anytime soon. So either get in line, or back the f* off.

Girl 1 : Oh he's fine !

Girl 2 : Don't look ! It's her Marcel ! She will kill all of us !

by ichbindiebeste February 26, 2023

Marcela

Marcela could be a bit bad and she could have friends who speak ill of her but inside she would also be a bandit and with a good style in her life she can be a bit quiet and shy

:you know that girl Marcela she is pretty and cool

: I know right!

by BxPKLL March 7, 2023

Marcellus Erectus

The Marcellus Erectus is a sexual act, where the male is going to pound town doggy style and screams "Do a kickflip" as he reaches climax, flips the female over onto her back, slaps her in the face with a bratwurst, then immediately grabs her ankles to roll her off the bed in a reverse somersault into nearby furniture.

"I gave my girl the ol Marcellus Erectus"

by Chief Mills March 15, 2023