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Edward Mason

Edwardo is very smart and can tell you that
4+4 is actually 9 because of some reason

HE has Tremor disorder And no it is not cancer

he has dark skin but he is not Asian
He is of Swedish decent
he likes earl grey tea

HE is a FREEMASON (never trust him)

He really likes lollie pops might give them to your family
HAHAH
root and tootin bastard-Edward Mason
Never trust a skinny cook-Edward mason
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John mayonnaise birdboy

Where’s his gade oh that’s a John mayonnaise birdboy
by Ladolado August 31, 2022
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The Mason Mozell

Mason Mozell
The kid that will beat someone up if you say too
Has an elite mullet

In love with Milfs

Love boobs a bit of ass and a tab bit of stomach

Love blended mango dragon fruit

And that’s Mason mozell because that what’s up. Thats whats up is masons fav term but when he can’t get a girl that checks all the boxes that’s no what’s up
The Mason Mozell likes older women
by Vanillatte October 31, 2022
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Pink Mason Jar

A Mason Jar that an Onlyfans Girl has farted in... Sold, Sealed and shipped Priority Mail. Its extra if you put sprinkles in it.
Man 1: Dude I hope Colleen Had some spicy Tacos for my Pink Mason Jar, extra beans.
Pedro: Me too Man.
20 minutes Later:

Man 1: Okay ill Only sniff half the jar...
(Man 1 sniffs the jar.)
Man 1:Wow there extra beans im sorry i sniffed the whole jar i couldnt help it, that was spicy.
Pedro: Its okay man ill eat the sprinkles
by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022
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Scott Mayonnaise Miscast

When Mr.Mayonnaise picks someone other than Jacob for the role of Aphrodite in "The Judgement of Paris"
This director pulled a total Scott Mayonnaise Miscast
by rheiohsiidhfsaiofhoeihwiohoirj January 17, 2023
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spread the mayonaise

by Slynxyz September 14, 2016
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too much mayonnaise

Jesus: I bored at this party bro.. lets bounce!
Jake: Why? Whats up?
Jesus: Its too Much Mayonnaise
by Clevelands Own June 5, 2019
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