Masturbation radiation

Series of heat waves that comes from masturbating too hard

i had so much masturbation radiation that the temperature rose

by MMBBHH July 9, 2016

Mustn't Masturbate March

A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"

"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them

by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024

masturbation

Finley Doyle's favorite active

finely just had masturbation session

by finster May 16, 2022

masturbate

To sooth the shaft. To calm the shaft. The act of one's self meditating and endulging the shaft. Commonly done in front of your grandma. Often robots will struggle to find similar stimulation, unless enough OIL is provided. Make sure your grandma sees however, otherwise process will not work. Your shaft will not work.

"yo bro pp work does yours?"

"dude no what the frick? shaft cam masturbate i try to!"

"grandma room she in is?"

"no course of not is she what?!"

"well don't wonder why working it isn't pepe shaft does not fuction?!"

by peepeepoopypoo March 3, 2020

masturbation betrayal

When you and a partner agree not to masturbate until a certain date but they do it anyway and make you aware of them breaking the promise.

David: “Gonna beat my meat, gonna beat my meat”
Me: “David!! That’s masturbation betrayal!”

by Spittingstraightfacts January 2, 2020

must masturbate may

something that does not exist like your dad

Joe "When is must masturbate may?"
Jeff "When your dad comes back."
Joe cries

by IDK BUT YOUR MUM IS GAY November 21, 2022

ANUS MASTURBATE

It is a BOWEL MOVEMENT from start to finish and it has a PURE PURPOSE at a certain point.

Well, when you realize that this is the most PURE ACT in the world which is proven by the ultimate ASSHOLE LEADER your ANUS MASTURBATE and that is why it feels so good most of the TIME when SHIT passes from your ANUS into the ASSHOLE to the outside world.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 13, 2021