Masturbate Theater

A TV show that losers watch to beat off to low-cut Victorian corsets and fade-out sex scenes on PBS Masterpiece, formerly known as Masterpiece Theater.
Derek: Are coming down to the bar Sunday night?

Alistair: Nah, I’m gonna lay back and unzip for Jane Austen on Masturbate Theater.
by IGKYA53 July 29, 2020
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Chronic Masturbation

When you are a socially inep involuntarily celibate due to poor dating and social skills, and sees porn every day and leaving cum stains everywhere in your house nonstop, as a way to cope with loneliness. Never goes out, doesn't exercise nor does improve social skills, and yet this special type of breeds can usually be found moderating around Discord, Tumblr, and Reddit as power-hungry mods or working remotely in a part-time job as a twitter moderator.
Jerry never finds a way to prevent chronic masturbation. He clearly didn't recover after getting rejected by Stacy for not being himself a Chad, as he believes.
by TheKamikazeMonkeys February 28, 2023
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Cellular Masturbation

A person who plays on their cellphone while on the toilet
I think there is cellular masturbation going on in the stall over because he is laughing for no reason whatsoever.
by jondich February 02, 2021
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deranged masturbation

psychopathic masturbation that leads to admission to a mental facility.
“i found her taking part in deranged masturbation”
by eyd1804 March 11, 2024
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ASHIPIN masturbation

ASHIPIN masturbation is a technique that involves stretching both legs to bring you closer to orgasm.
He used to do ASHIPIN masturbation a pot.
by Hoevarun June 17, 2022
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Third person masturbating

To pleasure oneself in a mirror to a picture of oneself.
I walked into the bathroom to see Chad watching himself in the mirror jerking off to a picture of himself.. he was third person masturbating
by Professional ego striker January 05, 2025
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blindfold masturbation

A situation in which people put on blindfolds and masturbate people they cannot see.
The teacher lead a blindfold masturbation session with his students.
by 66991234 December 04, 2017
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