Puppet master

Here's a realistic look at a puppet master. A puppet master controls other peoples lives, so they don't get to claim to have to be sub serviant or made to feel less than around anybody, it's their world. A puppet master already has all the power and all the money, there's nothing left to do but control everybody's lives, your tv air time is wasting the viewing audiences time.

Puppet masters control the viewing audiences life, they're bitching about their own rights and lives isn't interesting though, I guess if you think there's something more interesting in life than a puppet master, you're considered a narcissist by a puppet master.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018

ceramic mascara

The darkish artwork smeared on the toilet bowl after someone has disposed of their used-food.

She decided she'd never host a party again, after spending half the day cleaning the ceramic mascara from her toilet bowls.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

CEC Master

From RPZ

CEC Master is always right

by Showbiz midwest March 5, 2021

master of the obvious

An individual who constantly repeats previously stated information, thus subtracting value from the original statement.

Chris Rock's companion in the movie pootie-tang, during the scene where Chris Rock is conveying how ridiculously exclusive Biggy Shorty's parties are is a good example of master of the obvious.

by Mac Barber September 2, 2003

master cheif

The ultimate cook of all Halo games!

Master Cheif: I HAVE FINALLY MADE A PERFECT POT ROAST!!! I AM VICT-

Master Chief: *dives toward him* GET DOWN!!!!!! *tackles Master Cheif to the ground. The pot roast flies through the air as a grenade explodes on the ground behind the two men*

Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

*The pot roast lands safely on the ground*

Master Cheif:... Phew...

*It blows up*

Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Master Chief: Shut up and get on the warthog! You're operating the gatling gun! I would take Johnson, but you poisoned him with those stupid brownies yesterday!

Master cheif: *sniff*.... uhh... *sniff*... ok... *gets in the warthog. They drive 5 feet then explode*

by OurGorship April 8, 2008

Trash Master

Just the trashiest whiskey driven, (Dickey Betts) hang-em-high havin', rebel flag flying, my-horn-doesn't-work-so-look-for-the-finger,
I carry a gun havin', got nine children by nine women havin', duelin' banjos playin, live lynard skynard watchin', bluesmaster, trash shit on the planet. Commonly know as a redneck.

people:
Danger Ranger
Middle-Georgia located person
Jones County person
Dickey Betts
Gary Rossington
Ted Nugent

by B-word January 7, 2005

orange mascara

strong strain marijuana

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

dude, matt hooked it fat with some orange mascara, 2.5 for 20 bucks, i love that guy

by Alex Odegard October 12, 2007