Laurens

A name for men with a dick so large, it intimidates men who have a dick that's smaller than 13 inches. Most women have a radar in their brains to seek out the Laurens at a party.

Watch your mouth, he's a Laurens!

by WashingtonRedskins November 20, 2014

Lauren III

Well if a person is named Lauren III they usually arent an unattractive person, certainly not someone you would kick out of bed. This person loves to do things with boards(primarily surfing and longboarding), always is bilingual and once was a chonga. They love to call people while their friends are taking a dump and almost always loves flowers.

"HEY MAN!!! Im taking a poop! Dont pull that Lauren III crap with me."
"Well if shes a Lauren III kind of girl, get her some flowers."

by im that guy14798 December 12, 2012

Laurend

When you get completely smashed and end up spending the night in a welfare centre with no recollection of even drinking.

Shaniqua: I did so badly in my results, I need to get so wasted I forget them.
Mercedes: If you want to forgot them you can't just get wasted you need to get laurend.

by taniko October 18, 2015

lauren knight

A sexy ass bitch who loves D more than her own sister and loves my nans toesnail

I love lauren knight

by Mynanstoesnaillol December 9, 2016

lauren weber

A particular girl who enjoys giving other people a licky dicky

That girl in the back of the bus suddenly started to give a lauren weber

by moneymason March 23, 2017

Lauren

Synonym of "enormous chin"

"Wow this gal has an enormous chin!

-ya her name's lauren."

by queenspaceship June 12, 2017

Lauren thornley

A born roadman you would normally find at lightburn Park with a fag in her mouth and a handbag full of the essentials for being a B tech roadman. a spoon and some of her mums backy and some tragic makeup you would find in the 50% off section in Poundland.this lethal human being is sometimes companioned with her fellow gang members lil Tay and maya coverly and Nicole Galvin her gang members are also fucking terrifying people.there the type of people you see and cross the road instantly. Basically she’s just lethal.

I went to the pot shop and there was a Lauren thornley so I ran as fast as I could.

by The grade a nige June 11, 2018