kaylab

term for a sexy but deceitful girl who likes homeless men and tuna fish

did you see that kaylab out down under the bridge making out with that homeless guy tim? damn, and she stole my tuna the other day wtf!

by cheryl pansel October 8, 2008

Kaelan

Kaelan is the sexiest lad going and all the girls want one. He give zero fucks about what people think of him and does whatever he wants. You usually meet a Kaelan a strip club or somewhere naughty. He is funny in a highly inappropriate way

"Some guy smacked my ass"
"Ohh yeah that was Kaelan"

by Weirdguy6382 January 8, 2017

Dirty Kaelan

When an employee walks up to his supervisor, whips his ballsack out, then proceeds to call his supervisor a faggot for looking. Then demands a promotion or he’ll file a report against his ball gazing supervisor.

Damn dude, I got my promotion! I just had to Dirty Kaelan my boss!

by Sterlingian07 April 30, 2020

Kablammo

an expletive used in an excited or startled mood to convey the seriousness or extreme nature of a situation. sometimes used to spice up a boring situation.

My god, i just found a thousand dollars on a park bench! Kablammo!!!
or.......
Brownfield: the beatles are a great band.....because of this, that and the other reason.....
Me: Kablammo!!!

by kablammodoctor August 14, 2003

Kala

An awesome, hot, funny, beautiful, unique hella cool chick. shes extremely smart, a born leader and super charismatic shes a charmer and sometimes a flirt, and can get guys to fall in love with her without even trying. however, she never looks for a relationship. if she likes someone she keeps it to herself and wants to make sure its the real thing. however if you tell her you like her, she may start to get intereest if she already hasn't. she chooses friends carefully and its hard to get into her close cirlce of friends. once she considers you her friend youll be a super lucky person. she opens up easy but you have to ask and shell know if you care. shes an extremely interesting and unique person who doesnt care much what others think. she likes to please, but she makes sure shes pleasing herself along the way. overall, shes a dynamic, on the go, adventurous and creative being. she loves passionately and stands up for what she believes in.keep her close, gain her trust. if you dont keep it interesting or show her youre interested in her, shell lose interest. she likes new adventures and if she feels you arent fulfilling her expectations, she won't ditch you but you may lose her interest. you can always gain it back, though, because she never gave up on you. she has hope for people and looks at the good side of everything. the optimistic and ambitious Kala can be a challenge to keep up with sometimes but if she cares enough, shell slow down.
An really awesome girl

Kala will go very far in life! Apart from being ambitious, adventurous, and headstrong, she savors the small things and finds joy in spending quality time with her loved ones However, shes independent and likes space. She has pride and is confident in her abilities, and likes to help people.

by Loopy Lala April 19, 2018

Kablastafucked

1) When you do something horrible, like hitting a small animal when your girlfriend is in your car, and you know theres no way out.
2) When too much alcohol is consumed in a single setting
3) The guy in his Civic when he hits your car, and you and your friends are FORCED to kill him.

1) Guy 1: <driving along> HOLY SHIT!!!
Car: <bump bump>
Girlfriend: Oh my God! You ass hole! You just killed that thing!

2)Guy 1: Doooooood... I'm fruluckin shamshhhhed! <puts hand on Guy 2's shoulder>
Guy 2: <takes hand off shoulder> Too bad your parents are on their way home, dude.

3)Car: <crunch>
Guy 2: WTF was that?! <looks in rear view mirror>
Guy 1: <from out of his window> My bad dude!
Guy 2,3,4 and 5: <get out of car and KILL guy 1>

by We will never give out your email address. March 17, 2005

kailana

a huge snek. will forget everything. but she cool

don't pull a kailana on me

by brecheese June 5, 2018