just UD it

UD referring to Urban Dictionary, just UD it is a phrase often used by people in the know who can't be bothered to explain basic slang to ignoramuses.

Old Guy 1: I can't understand anything these teenager is saying, it's like he's speaking swahilii

Old Guy 2: Just UD it

by RainbowNinja July 5, 2009

I Just Came

A blade of euphoria strikes you like a bolt of lighting after you continuously try to reload that meat gun and it finally explodes with the amount of shots equivalent to the amount of reloads you made.

I don't know how this works if you're a lady. Even more clueless if you're a transexual.

The movie theater darkens. You came to enjoy the cinematic adventure and the floor is sticky. You're hating your life --- until someone behind you says, "I just came."

Now you feel dirty too.

by asskickervictor October 28, 2010

just maintain

To hold composure, even in the stickiest of situations; to be a juggernaut with grace 100 percent of the time...every time. It may be used at times when someone may be feeling doubt, fear, anger, sadness, nervousness, agitated, shame, or like a pussy; generally among friends. It is the only appropriate remedy when the speaker finds their friend or acquaintance at their lowest state of being.

I opened the door one day to find my best friend soaking wet and crying, and he tells me that he has just lost his job, his wife has left him, his dog ran away, his car was stolen, and he's broke. I had never seen a man look so shockingly, depressed before. After a long pause, the only helpful words that I could think of were "Just maintain." The next day, my friend went big on the stock market and bought a new car, found his dog, got a job with a bigger firm, and had a Victoria Secret model offer to run away with him.

by das Boot1234 October 16, 2007

just quit

telling someone to stop, that they're no cool, that they're wack.

a teacher saying that there's a test tomorrow and students reply "just quit"

by Kat Love33 November 23, 2007

justice brothers

referring to Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson who defend the non-law abiding dark skinned citizens of this country. Favorite Quote: "It is always whitey's fault."

Damn it, that cracka popped a cap in my ass while i wuz a-breaking inta hiz crib. know what? iz about time to call dem JUSTICE BROTHERS and gets my reparations.

by bfk for life January 3, 2008

Just Put in 42

Meaning: Just put in 42 hours and get it done. A response given as a solution to dilemma that is not easily solved, but can be resolved with persistence.

Eric: This girl isn't gonna give it up easy.
Jeff: Just put in 42.
Eric: What?
Jeff: Just put in 42 consistent hours of trying to get in her pants and you'll be swimming in it.

by John the Horny July 20, 2009

justin nolan

a bad ass mother fucker who don't take no shit from nobody... commonly confused with jet li, chuck norris, or jackie chan... country of origin: Israel... fighting style: whoop some ass

don't fuck with me or i will go justin nolan on your ass

by eagleops101 August 22, 2011