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job slob

(1) The drunkest person at the bar, on a booze cruise, or at a rugby social.

(2) An overweight chic who wears derogatory clothing that makes clear statements that objectify her.
Example 1: "Kimmy is a real job slob because she dropped her mai tai overboard and threw-up on her dress insisting the captain of the boat assist her in getting undressed."
Example 2: " Kimmy wears bikini bottoms that read 'bad ass bitch' on the front part of her crotch".
by RSW August 25, 2013
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Katamari Job

To lather yourself in elmer's glue and roll around sticking as many objects, organic or inorganic, to your naked body as possible. All while humming the theme song to Katamari Damaci.
Jim was scared me at first, but I soon joined in the fun of Katamari Jobs.
by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014
mugGet the Katamari Jobmug.

Chop Job

by smart geeza May 3, 2019
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Bee job

It's like a blow job but you stick your dick in a bee hive and you get a bee job
I'm going to go get a bee job from that bee hive at the park
by BeeMan47 January 13, 2017
mugGet the Bee jobmug.

mouth job

Mouth-to-penis or mouth-to-vulva stimulation
That cum dumpster Barrett gives the best mouth jobs.
by John Henrique January 19, 2006
mugGet the mouth jobmug.

Knuckle-Job

To use the knuckles of the hands of your partner as a kind of stimulant for the male genitalia. proper procedure would be to cross your wrists so that the back of your hands are facing one another and to rub your hands back and forth as if to be rolling pizza dough.
"yeah man you've never had a Knuckle-Job?"
by Jonathon AAA June 11, 2008
mugGet the Knuckle-Jobmug.

paw job

When an animal with paws, starts pawing at your penis/vagina. (sometimes you need to put a piece of yarn or string there so the animal will do it)
by Kitty Lover January 4, 2008
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